So anyway, I talked to a good friend of mine the other day, you know to wish them the happiest of holidays, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and what have you. I asked him what he wanted for Christmas, and he indicated he would really like to have some Global Warming, as soon as possible. Then we both laughed.

He said seriously though it was colder than a Witch’s small perfect breast, well not exactly those words but you get my snowdrift. He was telling me how a Toronto professor from the University was being interviewed on the local TV and talking about Global Warming, ice melt and how the climate cliff had already been crossed and it was too late now, everyone was at risk for their lives.

The TV commentator, asked; if it’s so cold and we have had literally four major storms back to back, then why was the kind professor telling us that the Earth is too hot? After all if this is Global Warming when can we expect some Global Furnace then, because right about now that would be very nice for the holidays.

The other side of the debate was represented by another professor who showed actual proof and evidence that 2007 has been the coolest year on average around the globe in nearly 16-years. He then asked when he might receive his Nobel Prize for this finding? One caller called in and said well if this Global Warming thing is really happening, maybe we should ask God to speed it up a bit, because I am freezing my buttocks off watching you guys debate this on my TV.

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